urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:elshakespeareo Updated...Often enuff. ElShakespeareo 2006-03-12T11:27:26Z urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:elshakespeareo:1358 2006-03-12T11:20:43Z 2006-03-12T11:27:26Z MATISYAHU - Smoke 2 Joints (m@d 420 R3M1X) Sup Bitches and whoes? long time since update. Been awfuly busy getting high and sleeping lately to do much of anything lately. But i made this LJ myself and will update it T_T! As far as the lastest news I'm in a play of one acts play at Walla Walla Community College. It's called words words words, and I play John Milton. A monkey in a cage at Columbia University, as a science experiment that Three Monkeys typing into infinitie will sooner or later produce Hamlet. It's playing only this w33k3nd and tommorow is our last preformace. So far it's gone quite well, and I think some talent scouts have noticed me at the show and are nominating me for a bitchin' scholarship =3 . Other then that I've watched some movies recently and uh...drank some alchomachol @_a<br /><br />~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~<br /><br />1) Ultraviolet<br /><br /><img src="http://i28.photobucket.com/albums/c234/ElShakeSpeareo/ULTRAV.jpg" /><br />Tried for a 2 and 1/2 but couldn't find the image so a 2 out of 5<br />------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------<br /><br />I was kind of looking foward to watching this from previews just because it looked so good, graphics wise. And the staring female role looked a lot like Liv Tyler &lt;3! But it didn't turn out to be all that great of a movie. It did turn out to be a pretty good looking movie. But as far as the movie itself, it wasn't all that. Also I guess the rebel type people in the movie were supposed to be something like 'vampires' and that all didn't make too much sense. Also they used some pretty cheezy movie cliches~ like a tear saving someones life isn't all that orginal of a concept but eh :\ Average Rating for an average movie. I won't be buying the DVD tho'.<br /><br />~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~<br /><br />2) Transporter 2<br /><br /><img src="http://images.amazon.com/images/P/B00005JOFI.01.LZZZZZZZ.jpg" /><br /><img src="http://i28.photobucket.com/albums/c234/ElShakeSpeareo/3_out_5_stars.gif" /><br />a 3 Out of 5<br />------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------<br />I saw this dvd at hastings for 9.99 so Hell yeah I bought it. I liked this first movie. and the sequel wasn't any worse then that. Nah just kidding, I liked this first better but this was still a pretty decent action flick. Plus that crazy chick with the guns and the short hair is kind of a severe hottie. Also there was some little kid involved too but not in any gross way or anything. Uh Decent rating for a decent action film, i bought the dvd for 10 bucks and if you find it for the same price I'd recommend buying it too, or rent it you cheap fuck ;)<br /><br />~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~<br /><br />3) Aristocrats (not to be confused with Aristocats {the disney movie about cats})<br /><br /><img src="http://www.cinematical.com/media/2006/01/aristocrats.jpg" /><br /><img src="http://i28.photobucket.com/albums/c234/ElShakeSpeareo/3_out_5_stars.gif" /><br />3 stiffled chuckles out of 5<br />-------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------<br />I saw this movie at (Of course) Hastings, and saw Pen and Teller on it. Along with some other familar names Like The Olsen's Twins' father off of Family House, and also Bobby's father from Bobby's World /and old show from Sat. Morning Fox/. It looked like it would be funny and it KIND OF is. The whole movie/documentry is about a joke in show biz. I'd tell you a bit more about it but that would kind of ruin the whole point of watching the movie..so you kinda have to watch it to really get it. I can't deliver this joke as well as SOME of the comedians do in this movie. WARNING kind of graphic so if you have no sense of humor and don't get naughty jokes..don't watch this movie cuz you'll prolly get offended or pissy or whatever whiny bitches do :\ <br />~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~<br /><br />4) Elizabethtown <br /><br /><img src="http://guapavale.clarence.com/img/elizabethtown.jpg" /><br /><img src="http://i28.photobucket.com/albums/c234/ElShakeSpeareo/4_out_5_stars.gif" /><br />WTF chick flick rolling a 4 Out of 5! omgwtflolz? Read...<br />-------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------<br />For a chick flick with Orlando Bloom (Who is a severe Hottie) and Kirsten Dunst (Who is a ditzy brood) Elizabethtown is a pretty sweet movie. It's about this dude who fucks up at work and looses his bussiness 1BILLION dollars, on some new shoe design he came up with. He looses his job and his father dies and he has to go to his hometown and kick it with old family and shit. When he flies to his hometown he meets this creepy flight sterwardess who asks lots of questions (Kristen Dunst does this well). later theres this weeding that's kind of funny and uh dude driving around spreading his fathers ashes along some crazy pre-laid out road trip Him and his father was supposed to take before he died. idk why I liked it so much but I'd recommend seeing it at least once, at least a rental bitches &lt;33<br /><br />-~-=Anywayz taht's all for now, i've watched other movies but Imma get all boozed up and pwn sum nubs on COD 2. So uh werd 1m outty 500 thousand :)&gt;- urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:elshakespeareo:1235 2006-01-02T10:44:22Z 2006-01-02T10:44:22Z Mates of State - The Kissaway Happy New Years!~<br />05' sucked. I can only hope 06' will be a good year. To celebrate Clay's mom bought assloads of bubbly and I bought assloads of fireworks. Fortunatly it stopped raining before midnight. Watched the Ball drop at time square and was pissed because Dick Clark's been replaced with Carson Fucking Daily. It went well tho' no one got hurt or too drunk. I downloaded the new The Strokes CD 'First Impressions Of Earth'. Glad I didn't have to pay for it. It was disapointing as I'm an old Strokes fan but just like the White Stripes, they're doing something new. Which isn't always a bad thing but I liked the Strokes the way they were. Will update movies later. urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:elshakespeareo:921 2005-12-28T08:12:40Z 2005-12-28T08:12:40Z ~Somewhat Older Movie Reviews~<br />~Rentals~<br />1)Hitchhikers Guide To The Galaxey<br /><img src="http://www.hollywoodjesus.com/movie/hitchhikers_guide/poster.jpg" /><br /><img src="http://i28.photobucket.com/albums/c234/ElShakeSpeareo/3_out_5_stars.gif" /><br />3 Out of 5<br />--------------------------------------------------------------------------<br />When this movie was first released on DVD I went to local video store to rent it and they were all out so I ended up buying this for 20 bucks. I've read the entire series and own all the books and enjoyed the books. The movie however was Mediocre. As a big Douglas Adams fan The movie presentation was a bit dissapointing but the characters, as were in the book, were still very likeable. Fans of the book series, it's worth checking out and for those who've never heard of the series, I'd reccomed the series just because it's humorous and orginal. And some would even say through provoking.<br />---------------------------------------------------------------------------<br />2)SawII (Soon to DVD)<br /><img src="http://www.gearcritech.com/images/update042705_saw2HQ.jpg" /><br /><img src="http://i28.photobucket.com/albums/c234/ElShakeSpeareo/5_out_5_stars.gif" /><br />5 out of 5<br />---------------------------------------------------------------------------<br />I've heard many people bash on the first saw film because it was generally about two people stuck in a room. Well even tho there was much more to it then just that. The sequal expands the horizan and has a GROUP of people stuck in a HOUSE. Also in this installment you acctually get to met the man behind the Jigsaw murders and hear his little philosphy on life. The ending is twisted, just like the first movie and leads onto believe there may be a 3rd Saw movie? Dunno if that'll live it to it's hype. As movies progress they often time loose their quality. A high rating because it'sa damn good movie, plus you getta see a crack head crawl around in a pit of needles, that alone is worth a rental ;). I'd highly recommend.<br />-------------------------------------------------------------------------<br />3)40 Year old Virgin<br /><img src="http://www.femalefirst.co.uk/images/movie-the40yroldvirgin.jpg" /><br /><img src="http://i28.photobucket.com/albums/c234/ElShakeSpeareo/2_out_5_stars.gif" /><br />Barely a 2 Out of 5<br />--------------------------------------------------------------------------<br />I was looking foward to seeing this movie in theaters, and did. To say the least I was mostly dissapointed. MOSTLY. This film stars that annoying retard from 'The Daily Show' (Which is quite lame as well) and has some bottom line humor. This has recently come out on DVD and when I was at Hastings the other day they were all out of copies, I couldn't help but exlaim 'WTF? these people must not have seen this in theater's, otherwise they most diffeantly wouldn't be renting it at all'. And to save you the trouble of possibly renting it, I come in. To tell you NOT to :). Save your money for something better..like Pop Rocks ( A Much wothier investment). I would Not recommend this.<br />--------------------------------------------------------------------------<br />4)Exorcism of Emily Rose<br /><img src="http://images.amazon.com/images/P/B00005JO01.01.LZZZZZZZ.jpg" /><br /><img src="http://i28.photobucket.com/albums/c234/ElShakeSpeareo/3_out_5_stars.gif" /><br />3 Out of 5<br />--------------------------------------------------------------------------<br />I went to go see this movie under the impression that it'd be 'good', and it was kind of...Not really...ok it was decent. But I heard others saying it was the best movie they ever seen! WTF? Hells no. The OG classic Poulterguist is much better. But this movie wasn't even much about the acctual Exorcism of Emily rather then the Trial of Emily Rose, which is what it should have been titled. One good aspect is though that they bring up the conflict of the segragation of church and state. Having a priest on trial preaching and what not, in a court of law was intresting to see. and the Jury's reaction and so. Also it's loosly 'based on a true story' but personally I believe the bitch was crazy. Because in the Trust story, that wasn't in the movie. Crazy bitch emily believed she was also possesed by Infamous Nazi leader Hitler among others. Which makes the sotry all so more unbelieveable. Decent flick. I'd recommend...if your desperate.<br />----------------------------------------------------------------------------<br />~Still to Come~<br />Clerks2!!! Whenever :\<br />Chick Flicks? Sure why the fuck not<br />Fun with Dick and Jane..someday<br />And many more... urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:elshakespeareo:593 2005-12-27T04:37:21Z 2005-12-27T04:39:39Z ~NEW IN THEATERS~<br />1) Chronicles Of Narnia<br /><img src="http://images-eu.amazon.com/images/P/0066238501.03.LZZZZZZZ.jpg" /><br /><br /><img src="http://i28.photobucket.com/albums/c234/ElShakeSpeareo/3_out_5_stars.gif" /><br />3 Out of 5<br />------------------------------------------------------------------------------<br />An above average rating because the world of Narnia was created quite well. Though they didn't stick to the book as well as they could've they still did a wonderful job of bring the vivid wild characters to life. What really got me upset tho' was the beggening. None of that was in the novel by C.S. Lewis at all, and for the director to fell obligated to add a sort of a back story is just absurd. A family movie? sure. A C.S. Lewis fan? Sure why not? I was curious to see how it'd be and so shouldn't you. I'd reccomed seeing a matinee/<br /><br />------------------------------------------------------------------------------<br />2) The Ringer<br /><br /><br /><img src="http://www.specialolympics.org/NR/rdonlyres/eodmm333ja6ppdxfxjo53nsuyobllldh6gtutcvsbd53jz4fov47kmt4tagfwgche6r4dxs37uthd43557dqwg4gfna/Ringer+poster.jpg" /><br /><br /><img src="http://i28.photobucket.com/albums/c234/ElShakeSpeareo/4_out_5_stars.gif" /><br />4 Out of 5<br />------------------------------------------------------------------------------<br />Just saw this today because the movie theater wasn't open on X-mas, And Why the Fuck not? An exceptional movie and I was supperised. I remember seeing the previews and asking myself, 'Johnny Knoxville? Wtf? Wasn't he the star of 'Jack Ass'? I doubted he'd be able to act, other then getting kicked in the balls and puking. but he played the retard well. A heart warming movie and quite funny at parts too. PG-13 but they drop the F bomb at least once, I think. worth the 8 bucks. I reccomend.<br />------------------------------------------------------------------------------<br />3) Walk the Line<br /><img src="http://www.jr-design.be/affiches/133---walk-the-line-concept.jpg" /><br /><img src="http://i28.photobucket.com/albums/c234/ElShakeSpeareo/3_out_5_stars.gif" /><br />3 Out of 5<br />------------------------------------------------------------------------------<br />Every musician gets some form of tribute when they die, this is Johnny Cash's. I personally didn't know Shit about Cash before I saw this movie. The previews made him out to be quite a bad ass. Well Let me tell you before you wait for it on DVD. He wasn't. Don't get me wrong, He's a Great Musician and a legend in rock/country music history. But the dude was a fucking ass, nuff said. Also in the movie they sing a lot. and it just shows him singing with Ms.Country Dukes Resse Witherspoon. Great idea for Cash fans, not for any others..unless your bored and don't own an iPod?<br />------------------------------------------------------------------------------<br />~RENTALS~<br />1)Madagascar<br /><img src="http://images.amazon.com/images/P/B00005JNWY.01.LZZZZZZZ.jpg" /><br /><img src="http://i28.photobucket.com/albums/c234/ElShakeSpeareo/4_out_5_stars.gif" /><br />4 Out of 5<br />-----------------------------------------------------------------------------<br />I try not to make it a habbit of giving out too many high ratings but this too is another good movie. I'm kind of a push over when it comes to Computer Animted flicks ( not always true) And Madagascar did the trick. With the voice talents of whiny Ben Stiller( Wtf he does voice acting?) and the annoying Chris Rock. City Slicker Zoo animals in a New York Zoo get stranded on an island with some crazy (monkeys?) animals. Pretty funny, but the main characters of the plot aren't by the least, the coolest. It's all about the penguins who are like some crazy spies or some shit. they got their on mini-movie on the DVD so it's worth renting if you saw it in theaters ( I didn't ). I'd reccomed. At least for the family, if you care.<br />----------------------------------------------------------------------------<br />2) Duce Bigalow European Gigolo<br /><br /><img src="http://www.desktopstarships.com/Movies/Graphics/deuce.jpg" /><br /><img src="http://i28.photobucket.com/albums/c234/ElShakeSpeareo/2_out_5_stars.gif" /><br />2 Out of 5<br />----------------------------------------------------------------------------<br />I didn't acctually rent this but I uh...aquired it via the internet ( thanks Uncle Rasco ), So I don't know of any bitchin' DVD exclusive content. A sequel to a failry decent movie, which never turn out right. Not a big fan of comedy sequels ( Except the upcoming Clerks:2 Passion of the Clerks..I hope) This movie isn't even about Duce so much as it is some gay black dude who was frammed for murder. It does however introduce other Gigolo's who put lil' Ducey to shame. This film didn't even have as much content that made the first movie 'decent'. Which is why it got a poor rating. Glad I didn't have to acctually rent it. and Neither do you =)<br />----------------------------------------------------------------------------<br />3)Devils Rejects<br /><img src="http://movies.apple.com/trailers/lions_gate/the_devils_rejects/trailer/images/main.jpg" /><br /><img src="http://i28.photobucket.com/albums/c234/ElShakeSpeareo/5_out_5_stars.gif" /><br />5! Out of 5<br />----------------------------------------------------------------------------<br />I didn't enjoy the 1st movie of Rob Zombies (House of 1000 corpses) but this movie, was Bad Ass! I've talked to other people who've watched it and heard often that, 'It wasn't scary Wtf?'. It wasn't supposed to be scary you dumb fuck. What made you think that? I believe it is a movie about real raw emotion is the most bizzare and unlikely fucked up posotions. But also it's a movie about Bad asses being ...Fucking Bad asses. Mucho Props to that sick fuck Rob Zombie for at least making on good movie. HIGHLY recommed.<br />----------------------------------------------------------------------------<br />~Coming Soon~<br />Clerks2 Passion of the Clerks Some fucking day soon I hope.<br />Fun With Dick and Jane Jim Carey =O and that slut from Friends<br />Oldies Some of my favorite classic movies -coondenced for you- you bum urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:elshakespeareo:319 2005-12-27T03:47:27Z 2005-12-27T03:47:27Z Cake - Rick James I've been meaning to get around to making a new blog and here it is. My intent in making it was to share my reviews on video games, music, movies, and a few books. There will be few posts about "how my life is and how it's your bussiness". So don't expect much of that =). I'll be adding recent reviews I've complied myself very soon. Oh and if you're a newspaper or TV station looking to hire a review such as myself I Uh...freelance and Am avaliable...What? That'd be nice.